June 21, 2012

  • -Write a recipe for disaster

    (1) Hand full of warm air
    (2) Parts of cold air in an opposite direction

    Hold on, pull out God's hand
    Place the index finger in the middle
    Swirl around ensuring an even yet disproportionate mixture
    Take hand out
    Cross fingers
    Why do you need to cross your fingers?
    You're God

    Wait approximately 30 days for proper congealing
    Serves thousands

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