I had my DNA genetically sequenced
The other day
In the basement of a hospital
That burned Purell for heating gas
And smoked money for electricity

It was there it was foretold
And there it was shown
There they transported me to my death
Where I was clutching my chest and rubbing my temples
And the nurse went to go get someone to help
I was 40 years too early

I want all my words to be clever
Just like Oscar Wilde

Every phrase an aphorism
And everyone of them said with a smile
That runs crooked as I put a top hat on

Until someone says I am too smart for my own good
For crimes related to homophobia
Then I will spend years in prison
Aphorisms colored Gaol
Landing in a rich Parisian hotel only to wait out death
Saying clever things like
'I am dying beyond my means!'
or
'My wallpaper and I are fight a duel to death, one of us has to go!'

People remember clever
They quote it for ages

If I was a neanderthal
I would stay up all night making popcorn
And cave paintings
And realizing that one day I'll die too

Cows sent to pasture
Have plenty of grass

I see you there
And it does not concern me

I will not pee on your headstone
Sniff your flowers from afar

People have their corners
And I have mine

I know what you want
I don't know if I can deliver
Or that you will be alright if I don't

Yet my fingers keep clicking
My legs keep moving
Sleep keeps coming

I know what you want
And I am sure I can deliver
Like a champion

I just need to see about a few things
You can make it

I watched a movie that made me weep
Where no one gave a *beep*
It was called 'Sorrowful Sheep'

I made that up
No I didn't
Yes I did
No I didn't
Yes I did